Ted brings to the team years of experience. His rookie years were spent playing goalie for SNFU. Later in his career he was traded to Chickenhawk and he spent many years happily backing up their team. An audio record is available of Ted's formative years by email (check the contacts).

Not many players can successfully make the transition from goalie to centre forward but Ted made the transition with relatively few problems. A few mishaps occurred in the beginning due to Ted's natural tendency to migrate towards the drums. After only one or two trips to the hospital, he quickly learned that it was bad to cross into the drummers crease. In the off season, Ted still backs up a few teams.