Ted brings to the team years of
experience. His rookie years were spent playing goalie for
SNFU. Later in his career he was traded to Chickenhawk and
he spent many years happily backing up their team. An audio
record is available of Ted's formative years by email (check
Not many players can successfully make the transition from
goalie to centre forward but Ted made the transition with
relatively few problems. A few mishaps occurred in the beginning
due to Ted's natural tendency to migrate towards the drums.
After only one or two trips to the hospital, he quickly learned
that it was bad to cross into the drummers crease. In the
off season, Ted still backs up a few teams.