Hello, My name is Jon, and I’ll
be your server today.
Jon was asked to join Team TED, well, ‘cause he
was there, and also for the ground breaking style of music
he plays, he’s just an unbelievable technician.
“Revolutionary”, “Multifaceted”, “Transcended”, “Fucked
Up”... these words have all been used in attempts
to define Jon. We just call him "Pretty".
Not only does he display musical talent, Jon also brings
he’s acting skills, dancing ability, comedic gift
and modeling features to Team TED.
You can also find more of his great skills on his 'Learn
to Skateboard with Jon' video, part of the 'Suicide Skateboarding
Video Series' and Jon's book 'The Principles of Life & Guitar'
Jon used his nunchaku skills to finally kill the demon
that haunted his mind, and lived, unlike Bruce Lee, who
could not defeat the demon.
Jon will relinquish not only his jacket, but all articles
to clothing to fair maidens in distress. Anything to get
We are all sure that Jon will be named as the pre-eminent
guitarist of our time, or found dead in a ditch on the
way to Pine Falls.