#10 Jon - Left Wing    

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13
12
82
68
103
2.5
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Hello, My name is Jon, and I’ll be your server today.

Jon was asked to join Team TED, well, ‘cause he was there, and also for the ground breaking style of music he plays, he’s just an unbelievable technician.

“Revolutionary”, “Multifaceted”, “Transcended”, “Fucked Up”... these words have all been used in attempts to define Jon. We just call him "Pretty".

Not only does he display musical talent, Jon also brings he’s acting skills, dancing ability, comedic gift and modeling features to Team TED.

You can also find more of his great skills on his 'Learn to Skateboard with Jon' video, part of the 'Suicide Skateboarding Video Series' and Jon's book 'The Principles of Life & Guitar'

Jon used his nunchaku skills to finally kill the demon that haunted his mind, and lived, unlike Bruce Lee, who could not defeat the demon.

Jon will relinquish not only his jacket, but all articles to clothing to fair maidens in distress. Anything to get naked!

We are all sure that Jon will be named as the pre-eminent guitarist of our time, or found dead in a ditch on the way to Pine Falls.