#69 Bone - Left Wing    

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  Player Stats
 
ABC
SPN
IPG
FCPI
ATS
SAS
 
12
23.5
2.3
87.9
34.5
0.2
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Bone spent his rookie years with Fine Grind, a Winnipeg based team that is rumoured to have also included Kuba. After two years he because a free agent and when no teams picked up his contract, Bone decided to relocate to Vancouver. He retired and spent several years as a professional panhandler.

Team Ted was a successful three piece when Bone was took a chance and showed up to training camp. The Team took chance on the old codger and luckily it paid off. While it took Bone half a season to get back in shape, he is now in top form.

Bone claims that his success at scoring statistic should be much higher than reported, we suspect senility and a fertile imagination.

"7 years ago, I enrolled in the Ted school of rock. It was a brutal term, but in the end it paid off. Now I am making records in California and using guys such as Fat Mike as my rythym section. I am still hooked on dope, but thats not Ted's fault."